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‘Devil’ Karen Matthews gets Rebekah Brooks makeover

by | 13th, April 2012

KAREN Matthews is the DEVIL ”. So says the Sun , which adds that woman who faked her daughter Shannon Matthews’ kidnap is in “disguise”.

The Devil is a master of disguise, even better than Heidi Klum . To date, the Devil has appeared as a serpent, a great red dragon, an archangel (all Bible), two brothers in Edlington , a dog in Stratford, East London (both the Sun), Haiti and Karren Brady’s chest . Now the Devil is a middle-aged mum-of-seven who is “slimmer and disguised with a new short hairdo” on a trip to buy ciggies.

The Sun adds:

Cruel Matthews looked chuffed to bits when she went shopping yesterday sporting the striking makeover.

“Chuffed to bits” seems to mean looking pensive as a stranger takes your photo and being “carefree” carrying a thin blue corner shop carrier bag.

The Sun spots a “local”:

And a local living near the probation hostel where she is staying said: “She will now truly know she will never be able to escape the legacy of her wickedness.”

And then this:

The Sun understands probation officials have privately voiced concerns that despite her new look, Matthews would be unable to hide from the spotlight for long.

Adding:

It is thought Matthews may be moved now her new “identity” has been compromised.

Having heard that “local” bemoaned the money spent on cutting Karen Matthews’ hair and giving her a bedroom in a hostel, the Sun says

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