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Caroline Flack ‘still on’ with One Direction’s Harry Styles (Also: Legal action)

by | 18th, April 2012

DESPITE being one of the most unsettling celebrity relationships in recent history (still nowhere near the levels of mind meltery that is The Krankies), not many people seemed to really care that 82 year old Caroline Flack was getting some slap and tickle with the 18 month old Harry Styles from One Direction.

Even so, for the good of the 1D fans, the couple split up so that he could portray the Sexually Available card, which of course, really means, All Your Pocket Money Belongs To Me Now . A single Harry Styles is a waddling, winking piggy bank.

HOWEVER! It appears that the Xtra Factor host hasn’t finished counting Styles’ pubes yet and was caught telling a bartender at a Soho bar (you can imagine how awful that establishment is) that she and Harry Styles were “still on.” That’s at-odds with the story that he’s been showing a lot of attention to the age-appropriate American singer, Lily Halpern.

Maybe Flack is a mental stalker who won’t give up on Styles, even though he’s moved on? Maybe Harry is getting the tip wet with as many people as possible like a dirty tart?

That said, Flack doesn’t understand

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