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Kim Kardashian to be president of the United States Of America?

by | 20th, April 2012

YOU may think of Kim Kardashian as little more than a sex-tape reject who can’t keep hold of a marriage for as long, but you’ve had her wrong all this time.

You see, Kimmy K is going to be the president of the USA. You may scoff, but who honestly thought that, way back when, bozo quiffboy, Ronald Reagan, was going to go from acting with chimps to hovering over the button that would’ve fired the nukes at Russia? Who actually thought that the people of California would be dumb enough to vote Big Arnie in as governor?

So where is Kim starting? Well, she’s looking at running for mayor of Glendale, California “in five years”. And she’s dead serious too. She’s looked it all up on Wikipedia. She told her sister on some awful TV show that: “I have to buy a house there [because] you have to have residency. [Noelle Keshishian] and I are looking into all the requirements and she’s going to help me with

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