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The government are spying on Susan Sarandon

by | 25th, April 2012

SPIES! They’re everywhere! Sometimes, they’re found rotting in a holdall in their house, just waiting for someone to make a really exciting film about them! However, some spies are invariably pretty boring, sat at their desk, listening in and compiling really rather dull dossiers.

And that’s what’s happening with Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore ALLEGEDLY. Please don’t ship us all off to Guantanamo please Uncle Sam. We love your rock ‘n’ roll and junk food! Honestly we do.

Now we’ve got the whole of America off our back, we can now talk freely. Those spying grease hampers are bugging Sarandon and Moore like they’re Big Brother or something. Their mucky, blood-stained paws are wasting time spying on people who live their lives in the public eye when they could be out poking Russians with poison-tipped umbrellas.

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