Kim Kardashian holds hands with Kanye West for publicity
WHEN Kim Kardashian dumped Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage, everyone howled that she was taking the sanctity of marriage and stuffing it down a promotion hole. It was cold, calculated and manipulative on a level that was so starkly bare, that the collective we couldn’t quite believe it.
However, Kim K denied it all, shrugging it all off as ‘one of those things’. It didn’t work out. It was true-love but maybe they rushed into things. She’d learned her lesson.
That is, until she courted our interest in boring amour with Kanye West. They’re helping the rumour that they’re dating each other along very nicely and reaping all that lovely publicity that comes with it. They’ve been spotted out and about together, acting like a couple and, most crucially, they’ve been seen holding hands… which as you know, is a euphemism for having filthy sex with each other.
The celebutante and rapper arrived hand-in-hand at Chanel’s seventh annual artists dinner at the Tribeca Film Festival Tuesday night, posed for cameras, refused to confirm that they are indeed a couple, and waltzed off into the night. This is the A Lister equivalent of when a band says they’re not doing interviews to promote and album, to promote and album.
And would you believe it! On the back of all this, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has had its contract extended by another three years! Kanye is simply promoting himself, as usual. Still, there’s nothing he can do about his buttock shaped face and Kim K is still a dead-eyed shill.