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Octomum’s potty home of squalor – photos of a PR stunt

by | 27th, April 2012

NADYA Suleman, aka Octomum – she of the clown car-sized womb – is keeping her 14 children in “squalor”. So says TMZ.

Police have popped into Suleman’s home in La Habra, California, in response to the sensation triggered by her hairstylist Stephanie, who thought the house revolting and lodged a complaint. She took photos and gave them to…TMZ, that international agency of law and righteousness that says all gypsies are thieves. One of Stephanie’s laments is that the 3-year-old octuplets were peeing and pooping in potties in the garden because the plumbing was knackered.

Stephanie says that while she was crimping and cutting Octomum’s hair on April 18 – a Brazilian blowout and haircut – the children were shut inside a bedroom, kept in by a chair wedged under a doorknob.

But Child Protective Services and the police says the children are in no immediate danger. Indeed. The chidlren are not crapping on the sofas; they are going in the potty. Mum is protecting the kids from hot irons and driers. You see what you want to see.

Stephanie adds: “The boys have girls’ clothes on! I go over there and cut the kids’ hair for free because you can’t tell which ones are boys and which ones are girls, they all look the same!”

So cut their friggin’ hair differently, Stephanie. Why not cut their initials into the boys’ shaved heads and tie named bows into the girls’ hair.

It all reads like PR. Look out for Suleman telling her story and giving TMZ a paid-for tour of her clean and tidy home…



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