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NonuMum: Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda has nine children at once

by | 28th, April 2012

PARP! P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P…Parp! Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda, 32, is ready pop put nine munchkins from her clown-car sized womb. The nonuplets will make Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda NonuMum. Husband Bernado is NonuDad, and the world’s most fertile being outside a gerbil’s cage.

Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda already has four kiddies. She is well set to be the mother to 13. (Only one of them can be Jesus, so last one out’s Judas. The names are sorted.)

Octomum is over. Unless Nadya Suleman, for it is she, can squeeze a three-year-old from money box, all is lost.

(Allegations are that Octomum’s 14 nippers are living in “squalor”. If the OctoNunny can ingest an ipad, who’d blame No.15 from staying put. Sheesh! Chuck in some salty popcorn and a pack of smokes and that kid may never leave home.)

If things go to plan, NonuMum will be the holder of the highest multiple births record for the Gulf of Mexico to the New Gulf of Mexico. Hurrah!

UPDATE: “Reports that a woman in northern Mexico is pregnant with nine babies are a hoax, health authorities said on Friday.”

Spotter: Televisa and

 



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