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Chloe Evans: My sex with Manchester City’s shaven raver Mario Balotelli (photos)

by | 29th, April 2012

MANCHESTER City striker Mario Balotelli has had sex with Cheadle’s Chloe Evans. Well, so says Chloe Evans, a woman seemingly well placed to see what’s on top of her. Having heard of Balotelli’s sex with “Wayne Rooney hooker” Jenny Thompson , the Sun know hears Evans claim that she too has enabled the Italian footballer to cheat on his usual lover Raffaella Fico.

Allegations from “pretty” Chloe are:

Chloe : “Mario hates pubic hair and before I had ever slept with him he asked me, ‘Do you shave the hair of the p**** ?’ I just laughed and told him not to be so nosey.”

Ruddy curtain twitcher. Go on:

Chloe: “He always shaves all the hair off down below, I’ve never seen him with anything there over all the time I’ve known him.”

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Chloe: “He wasn’t a bad lover as such — let’s just say he liked to take a long time about things. He said sex helped him be better at football, that it improved his stamina. But I had to fake it in the bedroom. Every time.”

Chloe : Balotelli “loved wearing” eye shadow, lipstick, blusher and a blonde wig. So dressed he told “pretty” Chloe: “I look prettier than you!”

Chloe is a “personal assistant” who was seeing Balotelli since she met him at the Sugar Buddha night club in 2010 and “dumped” him in 2011. (Why is Buddha ok for night clubs but not Mohammed or Jesus?)

Chloe : “I will never forget the day I gave him a girlie makeover he loved it. We were a bit bored and messing about so I turned him into a WAG for a laugh!”

Can you kiss ‘n’ tell on yourself? Chloe is an assisted blonde and the temptation would be to tug at her hair just to check that Mario is not having larks at the tabloid’s expense.

Chloe : “He shook his bum really fast doing silly moves to make me laugh…He didn’t go as far as wearing a frock and stilettos but I reckon he would have carried it off because he’s got the best legs ever.”

Chloe : “He always comes back to me. I’m his favourite. Raffaella thinks she is the only one for Mario. But he couldn’t give me up. And when he cheated on her he didn’t even seem to feel guilty.”

Tsk! Men, eh.

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