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Cheryl Cole’s new tattoo: tupped by Rolf Harris or a toilet accident?

by | 4th, May 2012

WHEN you’re not shagging, you’re not pregnant and you’re not under arrest, the celebrity becomes newsworthy by way of a tattoo. And that’s what the tabloids are saying Cheryl Cole has, a new tattoo that begins somewhere under her knickers and runs down the back of her thigh.

Presumably this is to distract possible lovers from reading the legend “Mrs Cole” printed on the nape of her neck and give them something to ponder. But what it is? If we didn’t know any better – which we do – we might mistakenly guess that Cheryl has been tupped by Rolf Harris, who is mid daubing turns to the sex tape camera and asks “Can ou tell what it is yet?”. Either that or Maybe Cheryl’s had a little accident and will now vie with Justin Bieber for the pull-ups contracts…

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