Anorak

Anorak | Sam Faiers’ guide to having sex in Essex

Sam Faiers’ guide to having sex in Essex

by | 7th, May 2012

SAM Faiers, pneumatic, varnished star of The Only Way Is Essex tells us via the Sun’s front page that sex with her former co-star Mark Wright is forgettable “. She tells us about the forgettable sex in her new book H ow To Be Famous for Having Brief Encounters With Co-Stars And Hang About A Sticky Provincial Nightclub Waiting To Be Papped . The shorter titles is Living Life The Essex Way . The book will do for Essex with HG Bates did for Kent, Peter Mayle did for Provence and Enola Gay did for Hiroshima.

It turns out that Living the Essex way is not all getting the Central Line to Liverpool Street station, digging shallow graves in Epping Forest, weekend’s in Basildon and catching craps from a Southend FC reserve in Saffron Walden. Faiers, whose satsuma skin tones

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow



Posted: 7th, May 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink