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John Travolta sued for allegedly trying to fiddle with the wang of a masseuse! (photos)

by | 8th, May 2012

YOU’VE heard the rumours about John Travolta right? The rumours are so loud that these days, they pretty much drown out the day job. One author has been very vocal about Travolta’s supposed secret sexual liaisons, noting how much the Pulp Fiction actor liked to please Middle Easterners with large weaponry.

Alas, these are mere rumours and we don’t want any lawyers coming after us. Just thought we’d clear that up. Anyway, in unrelated news, John Travolta is being sued for $2 million by an unidentified masseur after the Saturday Night Fever actor allegedly made inappropriate sexual advances towards him during a massage. ‘Inappropriate advances’ it would seem, means touching a penis uninvited.

According to the suit, on January 16th, Travolta booked an appointment with a $200 an hour masseuse. He picked him up in his motorcar, drove him to a hotel and then tried to have sex with him. The lawyer says:

“Defendant himself had picked Plaintiff up in a black Lexus SUV. Defendant was wearing dark glasses, jeans with a very loose-fitting athletic shirt; there were Trojan condoms in the console of the vehicle, and there also appeared to be two or three wrappers from chocolate-cake packages on the floor of the SUV… After entering the bungalow, Travolta and the masseur were greeted by an “overweight black man preparing hamburgers.”

So far, so dull. However, later in the claim, things get much more juicy.

“Defendant started to rub Plaintiff’s leg, and Plaintiff thought it was accidental. Plaintiff assumed that it was in fact accidental. Then Defendant touched Plaintiff’s scrotum, and this time Plaintiff told Defendant to please not touch him again… Defendant [Travolta] apologized, but then snickered to himself like a mischievous child. Defendant then touched the shaft of plaintiff’s penis, and seized on to it. Defendant quickly tried to rub the head of plaintiff’s penis as he tried to pull away. This was painful and uncomfortable. Defendant started to apologize for his behavior; and tried to imply that they ‘must have gotten our signals crossed,’ and that he thought that plaintiff ‘wanted the same thing he did.’ Plaintiff explained that he did not have sex with his clients, and that expecting sexual situations when people are providing paid services was essentially prostitution. Defendant then tried to act like it was a simple misunderstanding.”

Again, while toe-curlingly uncomfortable, you could almost let this slide. However…

“Defendant then sat up on the table and asked Plaintiff to switch places, and do a reverse massage. Plaintiff told Defendant that a masseur lying on the table was unlawful and inappropriate. Then Defendant said, ‘Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!!!'””

“Defendant asked plaintiff to work on his shoulders, and plaintiff followed his request with a professional deep tissue massage on his shoulders… Defendant then said, ‘Say something nice to me.’ Plaintiff tried to ignore what defendant said, and was hoping to conclude this session. Plaintiff looked at defendant, who had removed his draping and was masturbating. Defendant’s penis was fully erect, and was roughly 8 inches in length: and his pubic hair was wirey and unkempt. Sweat was pouring down defendant’s neck, and he asked plaintiff again to say something nice to him.”

Ready for the conclusion?

“Plaintiff moved away from defendant, who then lumbered to his feet and began to move towards plaintiff with erect penis bouncing around with is [sic] stride… Defendant began screaming at plaintiff, telling plaintiff how selfish he was; that defendant got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity. Defendant then went on to say how he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up.”

“Defendant explained when he started that he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag. Defendant also said that he was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became well worth it… Defendant further explained that the high-class in this world always favor same sex relationships; that sex with beautiful, fit men is actually more intense; and if plaintiff would just be open minded enough to let it happen, he would experience the best fucking of his life,”

“Plaintiff told Defendant to get dressed or Plaintiff was going to call the police. Strangely, Defendant’s penis was still semi-erect, and he had to struggle to get it back into his underwear and jeans since he pulled his underwear and pants up at the same time… Defendant told Plaintiff he knew a Hollywood starlet in the building that wanted three-way sex and to be ‘double-penetrated.’ Defendant said they could have that later, but first they needed to have sex together first before calling her, so this way they would be in-sync with each other sexually.”

“Plaintiff reiterated his threat to call the police, and Defendant took Plaintiff back to where he was picked up. During this ride, Defendant repeatedly called Plaintiff “selfish” and a “loser,” and gave Plaintiff double what he was owed.”

HOLY COW! HOW AROUSING WAS THAT? Ahem. Please note: Travolta’s publicist has replied with this: “This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred. The plaintiff, who refuses to give their name, knows that the suit is a baseless lie. It is for that reason that the plaintiff hasn’t been identified with a name even though it is required to do so.”

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John Travolta and Emma Thompson pose together on the roof of the Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France, before the premiere of their film Primary Colours, which will open the 51st Cannes Film Festival this evening.



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