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Britney Spears gets $15m X Factor deal, but she still isn’t allowed a cash card

by | 10th, May 2012

SIMON COWELL loves ’em mental. Look at the women he’s surrounded himself with. Paula ‘mental’ Abdul. Cheryl ‘toilet attendant’ Cole. Nicole ‘the only woman who could possibly find Lewis Hamilton even vaguely sexual’ Scherzinger. Amanda ‘willingly had sex with Neil Morrissey’ Holden. And Sinitta. Everything about Sinitta screams insanity.

And now, Cowell has bagged himself Queen Nutter, Britney Spears. She’s apparently going to be on The X Factor USA and she’ll be getting $15 million in the bargain.

Of course, Britney is grade A mental and she’s not allowed at her own money, instead, having various members of her family legally required to keep hold of her cashcards for her. So all that lovely money will just sit there while her dad

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