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Anorak | 70-year-old virgin Pam Shaw looking seeks Simon Cowell to break her duck

70-year-old virgin Pam Shaw looking seeks Simon Cowell to break her duck

by | 12th, May 2012

PAM Shaw, the 70 year old Mancunian cabaret singer advertising for sex, has no descendants to embarrass. The ‘Queen of Wigan Pier’ is not Sheila Vogel, aka porn star Ruby Tuesday, the octogenarian escort  operating under the name Grand Dame Cecilia Bird, entrepreneurial grandmother to the X Factor former wannabe Katie Waissel.

Shaw is an OAP, and not one given to ruminating on her aching joints and lamenting her loneliness now that her life’s work – kids, pets – are all left of dead. Her nom de
sparkle is Sexational Pam. She tells the Sun: “I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke.” Wrong blokes include such crooner swooners as Englebert Humperdinck and Tom Jones, who have trodden the boards with Pam but never cause them to squeak.

As she tells is:

“Men saw the outfits I wore on stage and thought I would be easy. But I’ve never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career.”

Now Pam is ready to settle down with a “tall, dark and handsome millionaire”. Anorak knows just the chap, although he fits only two or three of Pam’s boxes. Steps forward and take a bow, Simon Cowell. He does so love a showgirl who gets on with his mum…



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