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Queen to continue elaborate gravedigging of Freddie Mercury with hologram japes

by | 15th, May 2012

POOR old Queen. They’ve been at a loss since Freddie Mercury the only one in the group with a modicum of talent or charisma went and selfishly died, leaving the group to team up with berks like Ben Elton and Dappy from N-Dubz.

Since Freddie shrugged off his mortal coil, Brian May has decided to trade himself as a Diet Slash, appearing anywhere that needs a guitar solo, as well as being chief clog wearer and star-gazer because… well… he can’t offer the world anything else, other than looking exactly like Anita Dobson. Roger Taylor meanwhile is a drummer and, apart from Phil Collins and Don Henley, drummers don’t ever have a career beyond drumming.

And so, pillaging Freddie Mercury’s tomb is the only way to stay in

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