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Kym Marsh and Jamie Lomas – meat the lovers

by | 17th, May 2012

LOVELY story in this week’s OK! about Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh and her man Jamie Lomas. The cover says they “FINALLY CONFESS”. ‘To what?,’ you might ask. The pair are pictured in bed, apparently naked. They are also twice pictured on the point of a passionate kiss. In other, Marsh holds a aloft load of balloons. Why? Perhaps she carries them with her everywhere?

We soon learn that this is “their FIRST and ONLY interview SINCE the CHEATING ALLEGATIONS”. It’s an update on the Sun’s story of Katie Moores, 26, who claimed she’d kissed Lomas at a room in Leeds’ Park Plaza Hotel. Lomas says that’s rubbish. Marsh says:

“The reason I’m standing by my man is he hasn’t done anything wrong. If he’d done it, it would be a different kettle of fish. But he wouldn’t.”

Moores’ allegation was illustrated by a grainy photo of her on bed with Lomas. Now, here’s Lomas on another bed telling us that Moore sold her story and, presumably, that photo to “make some money”. Does OK! pay for these interviews and bed shots? Just asking.

Anyhow, here’s Lomas further explaining his innocence:

“Why would I want a greasy donor kebab when I have steak at home?”

Answers should be tattooed on your favourite piece of meat you like to shag. Charming stuff, indeed…



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