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West Ham are promoted – Welcome back the two Davids and Emma Benton-Hughes

by | 19th, May 2012

HAPPY days: West Ham United are back in the Premier League. The Irons beat Blackpool (owned by convicted rapist Owen Oysten). What this means is that top football writers can once more ogle the Hammers’ co-owners, the two Davids – pornographers David Gold and David Sullivan – the latter whose wife, Emma Benton-Hughes (aka the convent-educated middle-class girl who became porn star Eve Vorley; her bother and mum ran her fan club, as told in the book Dirty Fan Male), looks worthy of her own match report. And don’t forget Gold, who begins a chapter in his autobiography Pure Gold: “Several months after the trauma of seeing my best friend John and my wife Beryl having sex in my swimming pool…” Welcome back to the elite, West Ham United – you are owned by the best board of directors in football…

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West Ham United co-owner David Sullivan and his wife in the stands prior to kick-off

 



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