Anorak | Georgia Davis hid Saddam Hussein’s WMDs and fat from her parents

Georgia Davis hid Saddam Hussein’s WMDs and fat from her parents

by | 27th, May 2012

 MORE on Georgia Davis, who stars in the lacklustre Sun on Sunday’s eat ‘n’ tell. The front-page headline has Davis saying:


Davis is her mother Lesley’s carer. If she can’t stand up, how the hell did she get the job?

The Sun’s Sharon Hendry is the woman on the fat beat. Having see her apparently working Davis like a ventriloquist works their dummy, Hendry tells her readers that the 63-stone teenager’s dad Arthur heard the youth cry out: “Mum, I can’t stand up.”

Arthur Treloar, 73, sobbed: “It breaks my heart. She was in so much pain. It’s all MY fault.”

Mr Treloar is just continuing the process of turning Georgia Davis into a celebrity. Fat and jolly Dawn French is now slim. Russell Grant shed pound on Strictly Come Dancing . Darts players have lost the weight and the beers. Fat people are no longer figures of fun and joviality, but victims waiting to be cured by a hard-bodied drill instructor for our entertainment. Top Tory Eric Pickles, a man who was poured into his suit and forgotten to say ‘when’, is not biting the tabloid hand. No-one is fat in soap operas since EastEnders Heather was murdered. So, it’s left to Georgia Davis to be the country’s most recognisable fatso.

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted: 27th, May 2012 | In: Key Posts, News Comments (23) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink