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Professor Green wants to throw everyone from TOWIE in prison

by | 29th, May 2012

HE may not have gone through any kind of medical school or somesuch, but Professor Green is remarkably saying very wise things. This is despite the fact that, when he raps, he sounds like Cuddles the monkey if Orville got him in a headlock.

In an interview, he decided to stick the boot in on those loathsome chancers from The Only Way Is Essex. Obviously, this is the absolutely correct thing to do with those preening, varnished nincompoops with all the wherewithal of a bucket of fish-heads.

Green was asked by one fan, in a webchat, what would he do if he was made Prime Minister, to which replied: “I’d put all of TOWIE in prison. Or maybe I’d kill them all and the country’s IQ would rise.”

How fantastic is that?

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