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Mental rape just one of the treats in Robert Mugabe’s traveller’s paradise (UN approved!)

by | 31st, May 2012

FUNNY goings on at a queue in Masvingo Registrar General’s Office, Zimbabwe. The locals are applying for passports. A man has released his mubobobo (spell) on women in the line. The women feel feint. The man then has had his wicked way with their minds.One woman tells media:

“Ndange ndichinzwa sendiri kukwirwa ndobva ndapunzika, uye handisati ndambopunzika ( someone I felt as if I was having sex with, and I have never experienced this before).”

But don’t let this put you off going to Zimbabwe. And don’t let that the country’s fascist leader Robert Mugabe put you off either. In any case, Mugabe has just been anointed by the UN’s World Tourism Organisation. The man with the blood of the innocence on his hands is part of the UN’s ‘Leaders for Tourism’ group.

Sadly, Mugabe is forbidden from travelling to many other nations on account of being a megalomaniac.

Still, you can go there to see him – although you do so at your own discretions. Should Mr Mugabe relieve you of your valuables then approve your murder, it will put down as ‘part of the experience’. When in Rome, and all that…



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