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River Plate’s Leo Ponzio pops his haemorrhoids on the pitch (video)

by | 13th, June 2012

JOHNNY Giles and Nobby Stiles look away now. River Plate’s Leo Ponzio has popped his haemorrhoids (piles) during a match against Boca Unidos in the Argentinian second division.

Says Ponzio, who played on after three changes of kit:

“[When the haemorrhoids burst] I did not think about going off. I felt the blood, but I didn’t find myself flailing. It happened to a friend of mine and he was fine. It was weird what happened to me, because I had spent a week in which I had eaten well. In the meantime I had been fine, but after a move that threw me to the ground I opened myself more than usual and I started to feel the blood. I felt that something had broken.”

You know what this means, don’t you? The arrival of the Bum Box. MArketing teams for adidas are on it…

Spotter: Bob’s Blitz



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