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The dire England Supporters Band refuse to die – true England fans will tunnel to victory

by | 14th, June 2012

ONE song. They’ve only got one song. They’ve only got one song….. The hideous England Supporters Band are back! Having been banned form taking their weapons of music destruction into the Donbass Arena for England’s Euro 2012 against France, the England Supporters Band can play them at the Sweden match.

Dear England fans at the match. Will you please puncture a hole in the drum and shove your novely hat into the trombone. Will you please take up the vuvuzela with relish. And the FA, can you send free tickets to Dappy from N-Dubz and lend him a massive 10ft-high sound system and decks. Anything is better than the ESB. Bring back Acker Bilk (pictured). Is Sir Cliff Richard free?

Do anything to drown out the horrible sound of the England Supporter’s Band, whose dirge-like rendition of  The Great Escape will make tunnellers of us all, as a national dives beneath the cushions and next door’s raised beds. You can’t hear them horro down there. Dig For Victory and the Great British Escape.

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