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Fat people offered chance to be burned to death or drowned

by | 18th, June 2012

THE Times reports that if all the fat of the world submitted to liposuction the harvested fat would “fill a lake the size of Derwent Water”. Burning the fat would produce the same power as a nuclear power station for 20 years. Know that North Americans make up just 6 per cent of the world’s population, but boast a third of humanity’s fat reserves.

So, fatty, what’s it to be, drowning or burning? Come on, the skinny are waiting for an answer?

Of course, if you all fatsos jump and down at once, the Earth will tilt from its current axis. Anyone with a BMI of less than 25 will be unable to prevent themselves falling off into the world

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