Kanye West to make animal noises album, which is fine, clearly
SUPREME attention-seeker (self-proclaimed, obviously) Kanye West is sometimes brilliant (“My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”) and sometimes complete dreck (“Watch The Throne”, Kim Kardashian) is reportedly about to embark on a most peculiar endeavour.
Kanye West is going to make an album made entirely of animal noises.
Apparently, Yeezy has “become obsessed with roars, barks and jungle noises” and believes that making an album that is made of nothing but animal noises is “an ingenious plan”.
A source says: “Kanye’s telling mates this is his next ingenious plan. He’s become so obsessed with roars, barks and jungle noises that he’s experimenting with putting them on a recording.”
If this is the case, then Ye has an interesting quandary. Is there any point touring his animal noises LP when we could invariably buy tickets for the zoo for much cheaper?