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Wayne Rooney in a state of Shock: It’s Frank Ribery’s hair that amuses (gif)

by | 21st, June 2012

EURO 2012: it’s all about the hair. England’s tabloid figure of fun Wayne Rooney has become the unlikely face of Shockwaves  hair gel, which boasts “ULTRA STRONG ROCK & HOLD”. When Rooney scored with his head against the Ukraine, he circled his bonce and thanks Andy Carroll for the hair guidance. It turns out that newspaper articles on Rooney’s hair out number his active follicles by a factor of three to one. If England lose to Italy – and there is NO chance of that – Rooney’s hair will return to England, possibly beneath a baseball cap, although not bookended by massive headphones, which are no longer a key part of Team England’s kit. And then what for keen hair watchers. Well, There’s always Frank Ribery, the extra from Umberto Eco’s Name of The Rose currently running Les Blues wing. Ukraine’s Anatotolij Tymoshchuk has already noticed:

 

 

 



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