Chantelle Houghton names baby Minnie, like Katie Price’s vagina
This is Chantelle who rose to fame as a fake star on Celebrity Big Brother (she won), where she assured the actual stars (e.g. Maggot and Faria Alam) that she was an actual VIP, swearing on her mother’s life that she was telling the truth. Chantelle’s ruthless ambition to be famous has been glossed with flashes of replaceable primary sexual characteristics (the first Chantelle doll will have body parts sold separately) and a neat line in vapidity: “You could be married and go to the baker’s because you’re feeling hungry — and then fall in love with the baker”; and “Alex was laughing at me earlier, because I thought the sun and the moon were the same thing. Turns out they’re not!”
As Chantelle contemplated the moon landings and why the soles of yours and Neil Armstrong’s feet never tan, know that Alex is Alex Reid, a walking Toffee Crisp of a man who was once married to Katie Price and – and we shit you not – is feted by MPs.
Add to this Chantelle’s new child, the Mini-Me, although without hair extensions and Lego tits. OK! speaks with the couple, hightlight of which are:
Chantelle: “We want an Army of Reidernators!”
Alex Reid(inator): “She’s down for getting straight back on the Reidinator train.”
Alex: “I keep calling her Mini-Me. We might call her Mini…”
As any celeb water knows, Mini is what Katie Price calls her vajazzle board.
Alex: “I do like the name and we’ve got loads of Mini Mouse clothes for her.”
Thus, with the tampon contract in the bag, we expect to hear lots more about Chantelle and her Minnie soon…