Why Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are splitting Suri down the middle
AND so after almost five years of marriage, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are going to split Suri down the middle. As People reports:
After five years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family,” says Holmes’s attorney Jonathan Wolfe. “Katie’s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.”
They got the portmanteau name: TomKat. They got a baby: Suri (obey her!). Thy got matching bowl cut hair dos. And then they got a divorce. Why? Well, she stopped looking like a boy, allegedly….