Anorak | Kate Middleton and Prince William: No ‘sex for months’

Kate Middleton and Prince William: No ‘sex for months’

by | 13th, July 2012

ARE you one of those people who preoccupies themselves with how much and what kind of sex other people are having? Is this because there’s so little of it in your life you like to live vicariously through the groins of others? Or is it just a case of being a nosey bugger who gets loads either way?

Well, genital enthusiasts, you’ll be thrilled to learn that someone is saying that Prince William and his glamorous commoner wife, Kate Middleton, aren’t getting any, at all, for ages. The poor lambs. No Royal Baby for you braying flag-wavers, that’s for sure.

Of course, most new couples are at it like Swedes, but there’s little mattress action going on with the blue bloods. They’re just too busy. Wills has a ‘job’

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