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Catholic school for Suri Cruise, because they’re not every bit as distressing as Scientology

by | 16th, July 2012

THE split between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has largely focused on the spiritual wellbeing of Suri, their daughter. Most mutterings have said that Katie didn’t want Suri going through the various hoops that Scientology has in place to find out more about their subjects.

And so, apparently, Holmes has enrolled her daughter into a Catholic school, because that’s obviously a much better idea isn’t it? Especially given that the school in question is the Convent Of The Sacred Heart in New York, which produced the well balanced pair of Nicky Hilton and Lady GaGa.

So, from one church that has been accused of spying on detractors, forcing people to do lie-detector tests and believing in aliens, to another religion which has been dogged with child-abuse scandals, largely believed to be hoarding Nazi gold, culpable in the spread of AIDS in Africa and the source of so much guilt induced misery that you’d think that Ireland is a country that laughs because, if it didn’t, it would cry.

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