Eddie Murphy: Still not dead
They’re not dead.
Now, you might be thinking that there’s a huge number of Not Dead people, but this motley crew have all been rumoured to be deceased in recent years and Eddie Murphy has been Not Dead more than most as, just weeks after telling people that the internet rumours weren’t true, he’s had to deny tales of his death yet again.
Murphy was the victim of an online hoax started at prank site MediaFetcher, and again, the cause of his Not Death was a snowboarding accident in Zermatt, Switzerland. That’s the same place he Didn’t Die in February.
In fairness to Murphy, if he’s willing to play every single character in every single film he does, he’s due multiple deaths. Even so, just to clear things up: Eddie Murphy isn’t dead.
When he actually does die, we’re all going to be very, very confused.