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Anorak | Demi Moore, reeling from the break-up with Ashton Kutcher, spotted with younger man (well duh)

Demi Moore, reeling from the break-up with Ashton Kutcher, spotted with younger man (well duh)

by | 30th, July 2012

WITH Ashton Kutcher (astonishingly) rumoured to be getting off with Mila Kunis, Demi Moore has apparently been left devastated. And so, there’s only one thing she can feasibly do – and that’s to get off with a young gentlemen, purely out of spite.

Of course, Demi Moore – Hollywood’s Mumm-Ra – will always end up with a younger man, provided she doesn’t shag Count Dracula. And with the Dark Prince, she seemingly shares a fondness for young blood. If she carries on like this, then don’t be surprised to see a televised special where she eats babies while grinding on Justin Bieber.

Who is her latest victim? It’s a New Zealander called Martin Henderson who was in The Ring and something called Off The Map. He’s been spotted ‘hiking and dining’ (we can only hope that’s some erotic euphemism) with Moore, which means they’re obviously getting it on.

OBVIOUSLY.

We expect more rumours of Demi devouring younger men as the weeks come. Lock up your sons. She’s on the prowl and has a taste for blood.



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