The Chick-fil-A porn parody is a lifestyle choice

CHICK-fil-A chief executive Dan Cathy is not in favour of same-sex marriages. He says gay marriage invites “God’s judgment on our nation.”

The company’s Facebook page, states:

“The Chick-fil-A culture and service tradition in our restaurants is to treat every person with honor, dignity and respect – regardless of their belief, race, creed, sexual orientation or gender.”

A huge shitstorm erupts over gay fat-soaked fried chicken. The HuffPost reports:

One gay employee who works at Chick-fil-A headquarters in Atlanta, Ga., and asked to remain anonymous for fear of losing his job, says he is getting it from both sides…the reaction from the public has been just as hard to swallow.

The jokes come easy. We then hear from a former worker:

“It’s a very monochromatic, white, male driven company,” said Andrew Mullen, a gay 26-year-old who quit his job last winter after less than a year with the company. Once, Andrew recalled, a company operator leading an employee training session, saw two men kissing on the patio outside the restaurant and proclaimed to the group he was leading that he thought it was “disgusting.” Mullen later told the person in charge of corporate training about the incident, and the man was fired. “[This person] was very apologetic for it, and there are a few people here like that, but from what I saw, it’s a predominantly pro-ignorant culture.”

It’s all about tolerance, right. As the story of the gay cock and chicken entrails bubbles and boils, some sad news arrives:

We are saddened to report the news to you that our dear friend Don Perry, vice president of public relations, passed away suddenly this morning. Don was a member of our Chick-fil-A family for nearly 29 years. For many of you in the media, he was the spokesperson for Chick-fil-A. He was a well-respected and well-liked media executive in the Atlanta and University of Georgia communities, and we will all miss him.

The anti-ignorant tolerant react:

Hey, @ChickfilAI’m not a religious man, but I’m pretty sure this is God’s way of saying, “Knock it off.”tmz.me/OUgss — The Superficial July 27, 2012

@nichugme Im trying to force myself to not make jokes about Chickfila PR rep Don Perry’s death, but its just so damn hard considering karma.—

@nanakepichu Cudn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

Then there’s the bomb threat at a West Virginia Chick-Fil-A evacuated, and the pillock moron who attacked a drive-thru worker and got fired.

The former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee orchestrated a Chick-fil Appreciation Day, which led to “record-breaking” business. The keen customer opined:

“This company has an impeccable record treating customers and employees with honor and respect, and when it’s attacked as a hate group, that narrative did not fit reality.”

Meanwhile in Chicago a franchise dies:

Proco “Joe” Moreno is alderman of the First Ward of Chicago, and last week, in a city with an Aurora-sized body count every weekend, his priority was to take the municipal tire-iron to the owners of a chain of fast-food restaurants. “Because of this man’s ignorance,” said Alderman Moreno, “I will now be denying Chick-fil-A’s permit to open a restaurant in the First Ward.”

The Mayor of Chicago is one Rahm Emanuel. He says Chick-fil-A does not represent “Chicago values”. Rahm Emanuel was President Obama’s chief of staff. Obama met with met with Dalai Lama, an active anti-gay who calls homosexuality “misconduct“. And what of Barack Obama’s aide Valerie Jarrett who says being gay is a “lifestyle choice”? Rahm never did resign when Obama met with either of them.

Over in Boston, the city’s mayor, one Tom Menino says of Chick-fil-A “If they need licenses in the city, it will be very difficult.”

This is the same Mayor Tom Menino who approves of the Islamic Society of Boston, a group that supports and is supported by Hitler fan, wife beater enthusiast - a man who sees earthquakes rooted in acts of “sexual deviance” - imam Yusef al-Qaradawi as one of its spiritual guides. As al-Qaradawi said:

“[A homosexual should be given] the same punishment as any sexual pervert . . . Some say we should throw them from a high place, like God did with the people of Sodom. Some say we should burn them.”

Iowahawk sums up news that gay activists are planning a Gay kiss-along at the Chick-fil-A:- “hot chick-on-chick-on-chicken action,” says @JoeQArm: