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Katy Perry defecates in a bucket these days

by | 8th, August 2012

DIVORCEES often do strange things. Mostly, they’re booze induced. However, Katy Perry tops the lot after her split with Russell Brand.

For some inexplicable reason, Katy Perry has admitted she uses buckets instead of toilets backstage on tour. That’s right. Katy Perry defecates into mop buckets rather than using a toilet like a normal member of civilisation. And there’s more.

The Sun quoted the singer: “You walk on stage feeling like Mary Poppins but really you’ve just had your skin zipped, peed in a bucket and been dry-heaving over the trash can.”

Oh! The glamour!

Since she walked away from her relationship with the betoothed British funnyman, she has been linked to Florence + The Machine guitarist Rob Ackroyd, model Baptiste Giabiconi and singer John Mayer, who are all now edging slowly away from the scenario, just in case she starts farting into a plastic basin or something.

 



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