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Robin Van Persie signs for Manchester United: Piers Morgan promises to kill himself

by | 15th, August 2012

ROBIN Van Persie has left Arsenal for Manchester United. Bad news, inded for Arsenal fans. Still, Piers Morgan promises to kill himself by throwing himself off Santa Monica pier “in lead wights”. (Eric Idle is away.)

Spotter: Ronnie Joice

 



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