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Cheese and Jerusalem: The Chedder national anthem

by | 16th, August 2012

WANSTEAD’S Upbeat Community Choir have won top prize in the British Cheese Board’s hunt for a national anthem for Cheddar. The contest was to find who could create the best alternative words to God Save the Queen, Land of Hope and Glory or Jerusalem . Whenever a packet of cheese if opened, consumers will hear the strains of Jersualem and be expected to stand to attention and sing along.

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The choir ‘s prize is year’s free supply of the cheese.

Says the choir’s conductor Tim Sutton: “I’m so proud of the choir who really rallied around what was quite a bizarre project. We’ve raffled off the cheese prize already and it will split between 12 of the choir members.”

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