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Sexy A-Levels blog: A round up of 2012 results (with bonus jumping)

by | 16th, August 2012

SEXY A-levels. A look at successful, photogenic young women in the press. Because only fit girls celebrating their attractiveness and thinness do well at school. Boys – unless they get five A-grades or more; are very young; are a refugee – are invisible (until they enter the job market at which point the young women become less noticable then the young men.) Enjoy your moment in the sun, ladies, this might be as good as it gets.

(It’s what the schools want. The rules are here.):

DID You get rubbish A-levels? DO good A-levels fail to set you up for a life of disappointment? DID you do badly and then do well in life? Let us know.

PS – Look out for the jumping.

Daily Express: One photos of illustrate the story, featuring only young women.


Daily Mail: A clear winner with 10 photos illustrating the story:

Result! Teenagers celebrate as they get A-level marks… but there’s disappointment for some as A grades fall for first time in 21 years

The page is made up of:

1 x photos of a University (unnamed)
1 x photo of 14-year-old boy Wajih Ahmed scored 100 per cent in A-level physics, an A* grade in physics and  93 per cent in AS-level economics. “The results, together with previous A* success in A-level maths, further maths and an A in A-level chemistry, have earned him a place at Southampton University.”
8 x photos of teenage women, all named, many from Chelmsford County High School for Girls and  Brighton College in East Sussex. Did they see the ad?

Do the sexes celebrate success differently? Depends on what the photographer asks them to do. JUMP! Richard Neville spots this gem:

The Sun beings readers: “A-Levels results day sees record drop in top marks.” The article has 7 photos:

1 x Tom Daley

1 x Tom Daley exam results (“I got an A in Spanish! Overall I have A* photography (A2), A Spanish (A2) and A maths (AS).”

5 x photos of 22 young women hugging and looking chuffed.

Worcester News leads with this:

Rosamund Urwin ‏@  and @WhyAyeMac spot this equal opportunities jump by the Press Association:

Students from the left; Theodore Zobas, Rob Johns, Garth Williams, Callum Cockbill and Sam Crossland celebrate after receiving their A-Level results at Hillsborough College, Sheffield. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday August 16, 2012. See PA story EDUCATION Alevels. Photo credit should read: Anna Gowthorpe/PA Wire

Other jumping and all-female photos from the PA:

Ballymena Academy pupils celebrate their A-level results.

Students react after receiving their A Levels results at the Capital FM Arena, Nottingham . PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday August 16, 2012. See PA story. Photo credit should read: Rui Vieira/PA Wire

Students Kathryn McCanaan and her best friend and fellow student Rob Johns celebrate both gaining university places after receiving their A-Level results at Hillsborough College, Sheffield. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday August 16, 2012. See PA story EDUCATION Alevels. Photo credit should read: Anna Gowthorpe/PA Wire

Spotter: Rich Hook@RHk_v8

Note: Sadly The Sexyalevels blog is no more.



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