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Local News: Postman finds swear word on letter

by | 17th, August 2012

TO WORCESTER, where postman Douglas Nicholls is shocked to see a letter addressed to “Mr Fuck Off”.

Douglas Nicholls, 53 (!) talks of his pain to the local paper:

“I couldn’t believe it when I saw the address. Even after 32 years working as postman I have never had anything like this. I delivered it at about noon on Friday. But afterwards I started thinking about it and felt even more offended.”

He delivered the letter to the address. He then returned and knocked on the door. Mr Fuck off was out. Mrs Fuck off was in:

“She told me she had thrown it away as she didn’t order it. I asked if I could have it and she got it for me. I was very offended because I never swear. I have been brought up not to swear.”

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