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Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong rushed to hospital! He’s going to die! Probably!

by | 4th, September 2012

GREEN DAY are one of those mystifyingly popular bands that have conquered the world with three chords. Basically, they’re Status Quo with safety pins. However, you can now add ‘mystery illness’ to their charms as Billie Joe Armstrong was rushed to hospital, forcing Green Day to cancel shows.

Armstrong’s bandmates Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool (terrible names) released a video statement to offer their apologies to fans, saying, “We apologize profusely. Billy got rushed to the hospital last night due to illness. The doctors don’t think it’s a good idea for him to play today. We’re beyond devastated.We’re as sad as you guys are. Billie’s extremely upset about it, and we’ll see you very soon”.

‘We’re as sad as you guys are.’ Classic.

Of course, ‘mystery illness’ is either ‘something of nothing’ or ‘absolutely going to die’

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