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The horrific Miss Glitz Sparkle puts Lincolnshire on the global map

by | 4th, September 2012

LOOK out Honey Boo  (see left), the British are coming. Ocean Orrey is the four-year-old voted “Most Beautiful” in the toddler and under-12 beauty Miss Glitz Sparkle pageant staged at the Pride of Lincoln Hotel.

We don’t hear enough of Lincolnshire on the news cycle, do we? Outsiders wonder what goes on there. A place that spawns Margaret Thatcher,  The Acid Bath Murderer John George Haigh and Ocean must be worth a look. Maybe it’s the lack of exposure on the international stage that has resulted in Ocean being called Ocean and not North Sea or Spurn Head. And then there are her two brothers, the 18-month-old twins Milan and Madrid.

A bit more confidence in Lincolnshire and the lads would be named Mablethorpe and Scunthorpe, or Market Deeping and Market Rasen,

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