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Who stole Simon Cowell’s head No. 34b?

by | 6th, September 2012

MISSING: Simon Cowell’s head. Have you got it? If you have, Alan Love is offering a £500 reward to anyone who can help catch the thieves who stole from atop his scarecrow in Bothwell, Lanarkshire.

The Bothwell Scarecrow Festival aims to raises money for Glasgow’s Yorkhill children’s hospital. Mr Love says he will donate a further £500 to charity if the head is returned safely.

How hard can it be to find a Simon Cowell head, he must have loads of them , harvested from his skull over the years. If Cowell is holidaying on his yacht and unable to provide the key for his face vault that fills a room at his Los Angeles mansion, perhaps another star can lends their head to a good cause.

Michael Jackson impersonators must be looking for work…

 



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