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Royal Blush: Prince Harry is the arse of naked wine

by | 10th, September 2012

TO Shipston in the Cotwolds, where Sheldon’s Wine Cellars is flogging Royal Blush, a line of booze featuting Dan Lacey’s portrait of naked Prince Harry screwing back on the Las Vegas baize. The rosé is called Royal Blush.

The pinky hues are the exact colour Harry’s cheeks shone after the impromptu game of ping-pong that followed the billards.

Royal Blus is a decent, dry, fragrant, petal-pink rosé. It is useless on its own but surprisingly versatile with Chelseas, Tiffanies and even the odd Arabella behind the portable toilets by the rolling pastures of the polo pitch.

Royal Blush is not a spumante. For that sort of thing, see Bill Clinton’s brut…

Spotter: Cotswold Journal 



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