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Malik Ameer Muhammad Afridi’s infidel moushache defies the Islamists

by | 14th, September 2012

TO PESHAWAR, where Malik Ameer Muhammad Afridi is talking though the hairy lip. Afridi is the owner of a 30-inch long moustache. Islamist group Lashkar-e-Islami noticed it. Despite the crescents, they said it was un-Islamic and ordered it to be removed.

Says Afridi:

“It was the summer of 2008, when members of the LeI arrested me and took me to a religious scholar who declared the moustache un-Islamic and ordered it to be shaved.”

He says the gurning loons shaved his ‘taches at gunpoint. He fled. He would grow his moustache anew.

“I left my dear homeland, my friends and relatives and prepared to sacrifice all that but will not compromise my moustache…My moustache style is unique. It has made my tribesmen proud as no one in Pakistan has such a moustache.”

The Tribune adds that Afridi’s wife (not a gurning loon) wants the thing gone:

Despite his wife’s protestations, Afridi said he would only surrender his moustache – over his dead body.

Lashkar-e-Islami are mostly likely circiulating the invitation…



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