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The greatest line on Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy ever (and photo)

by | 18th, September 2012

IN the shadow lands between fact and fiction lies the National Enquirer. This week, the paper has news that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Had the Enquirer been right ever time it announced this happening on its cover “POOR Jen” would have been pregnant for nine years. Mindful of the guesswork, we read about “Aniston’s big announcement” – that only one news tabloid heard:

“There is already space for a nursery in Jennifer Aniston’s $21 million Bel Air, Calif., mansion.”

There is also space for: a wine room; a pool table; a waterfall; a motorized television lift topped with Rogers & Goffigon fabric; a swimming pool; a pa; spare bedrooms; spare toilets; a small Welsh county; Old McDonald’s farm; a velodrome; but not the Jolie-Pitt ensemble.

PS – she is pregnant. Well, so says the above adv ert for clever water.



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