Man has eel removed from anus
“The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place. Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn’t be before, but an eel has to be a first.”
Did the patient mistake the eel for a small sprig of asparagus?
If he did , might it be time to put clearer labeling on bunches of the overrated veg?