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The automatic sperm extractor offers hands free banking

by | 25th, September 2012

TO China, to have sperm harvested in the automated sperm extractor. Ejaculating into a plastic cup in front of Judge Judy on the telly and the Argos catalogue gardening section is no longer a vital part of the miracle of life.

Just slide on a condom catcher, insert your penis into the cavity and turn the thing on – literally.

And do not worry. If the machine malfunctions and pulls your penis clean off, know that will live for longer. Science is never wrong.

Spotter: Oddity Central



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