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Apple wipes Blackburn from the face of the Earth

by | 26th, September 2012

THE new iPhone has eradicated Blackburn. What the Venkys and the Germans never accomplished, Apple has.

Prof Steve Furber, from the University of Manchester, tells the Lancashire Telegraph:

“Up until the latest management system update, Apple has always used Google maps. By Apple introducing their own mapping software they are able to introduce new never seen before features such as 3D mapping and the ability to fly over certain areas.”

Jet car enthusiasts have never had it so good.

“Apple will be relying on users to report wrong or missing data so they can iron out the problem.”

Users in Burnley assure Apple that no problem exists…

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Spotter: Karen



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