Justin Lee Collins, Anna Larke and ‘The One Night Stand You Will Always Remember’
JUSTIN Lee Collins, the cuddly, TV funny man, is in court, accused of assaulting his former lover, Anna Larke, and threatening to “put her in a hospital unless she shut up”. St Albans Crown Court, in Hertfordshire, heard that her forced Larke to list all of her previous sexual encounters, keeping a dossier in a Pukka Pad notebook. Her lawyer says:
“When Mr Collins was satisfied that Ms Larke had provided a sufficient amount of information he signified his satisfaction with the word ‘Done’.”
She says he spat in her face, made her sleep facing towards him, called her “a slag and a filthy whore”, threw a satnav at her, pulled her hair, read all of her e-mail, Facebook and Twitter messages, and got rid of any DVDs featuring men she might fancy.
He denies any wrongdoing. The trial continues. But Rock of Ages may care to review their poster…