Naked woman licked ice-cream from straddled driver in speeding Porsche
Moreover the woman was not wearing a seat belt.
A witness called the police.
They noticed that the woman was naked from the waist down. She told police that driver had spilled his ice cream. She had been licking it off his body, in the approved method. The driver says she had been “kissing away the ice cream”.
The law has heard enough. He has been fined 22,800 krona (£2,200). She has been fined 8,400 krona (£800).
Moral of the story: bring Wet Ones.