Naked Justin Bieber photographs (you might want to look away)
BAD news folks. Justin Bieber has had a bunch of stuff stolen. Now, you may think that’s really funny and that the little gyrating foetus deserves everything he gets for his terrible, terrible music. However, you’ll change your autotune when find out that ”personal footage” has gone missing from his camera and computer, which means there is very likely to be a leak of his pubeless nether-regions blurted out online.
If you’re currently vomiting over yourself, then you’re not alone.
Apparently, Bieber was performing a show on his Believe tour at the Tacoma Dome in Washington State when some scamp made off with his things.
JB tweeted: “Me and my tour manager Josh had some stuff stolen. I had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect.“ He added, with grave tones, that “it sucks” and “people should respect other’s property”.
Are you still puking? You’re not alone.
Of course, all this puke comes on the back of Justin Bieber vomiting while on stage last week, so it seems that even the singer himself can’t bear the thought of his own naked body appearing online.