Olivia Wilde’s incompatible vagina
WHEN a vagina dies. Olivia Wilde explains her marriage to Italian prince (of which there are at least 2,345 in Las Vegas on any Wednesday night) Tao Ruspoli:
“I felt like my vagina died….Turned off. Lights out… you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”
You can, of course lie to your penis. Those guys are gullible. But vaginas know when the time is right to end a relationship. It’s not you. It’s my vagina.
Wilde is now using her truth seeker on Jason Sudeikis. She and he “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners”. Expect lots of missing toenails, bleeding nipples and nausea in public displays of affection on rainy streets…
Posted: 12th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
October 12th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
And kenyan marathon runners get it over and done with faster than anyone else!