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Bachelor sentenced for claiming his penis was stuck in a jam jar

by | 13th, October 2012

 Bachelor sentenced for claiming his penis was stuck in a jam jarGARETH Owen Lloyd, 49, of Bryn y Coed, Holywell, Wales, described as a “bachelor” by Wales Online, told a woman his penis was stuck in a jam jar. He told another women his penis was stuck in a vacuum cleaner. He contacted both women via his mobile phone.

When police finally tracked Lloyd down, he had made 5,800 calls in just over a two month period.

At Flintshire Magistrates’ Court at Mold heard Lloyd made lots of calls about his stuck penis from his “pay-as-you-go” mobile phone.

Phillip Marshall-Thomas, defending, argued that the majority of the thousands of calls would have been within the legal boundaries:

“He thought that he was having a bit of a joke. It was a joke in poor taste, perhaps a little perverted to say the least. My client apologises profusely for his behaviour.”

Lloyd admitted to three charges under the Telecommunications Act – making calls which caused annoyance, inconvenience and needless anxiety, and making calls which were grossly offensive. District judge Andrew Shaw imposed a 12-month community order, banned him from not using or owning any mobile phone other than a registered contract phone and ordered that he pay £85 costs.

Mr Lloyd should also take care of his penis and avoid metal zippers and toasters…



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